Tuesday, January 9, 2007

World Cooling Day is January 23rd

Global warming. Everyone knows that it's bad, yet nothing is being done about it. Sure, there have been highly sophisticated lobby groups, hard-hitting documentaries, even blockbuster Hollywood movies set in the future, but still there is too much talk and not enough action. Mankind has spent too long sitting idly by and watching the world go to pot. That's why I propose a day where we actively try to cool down the world!

Here's how it works, on January 23rd, we need to do everything we can to lower the temperature of the earth. So we leave all our refrigerators and freezers open, we need to turn our air conditioning up and open all our doors, and we need to put all our fans on their highest speed setting. The delicious cool air will flow out into the streets, lowering temperatures worldwide.

The best thing about the human race is that even though individually we may not mean much, together we can make a huge difference. It's time to take that power and use it to help the planet. It's counting on us.